Sydney Best Escorts – New Sex Tracker App Poll Reveals That Aussie Men Last the Longest in Bed

Who lasts the “longest” in bed? Is it the Americans, the Chinese, the Indians, or the Japanese? Well, according to a quite recent poll of 13,500 users across 133 countries by sex activities tracker app Spreadsheets, it’s the dudes from Australia who last the longest in bed? Read more to find out the results of this truly interesting poll.

What’s the Spreadsheets App?

The rise of wearable activity trackers such as FuelBand and FitBit have seemed to spawn the trend in which men and women today track nearly anything and everything about their lives (And yes of course that includes their sex lives!). Perhaps you too should start using a sex activities tracker app called “Spreadsheets”, so you could track how well you perform in bed with the hot and lovely Sydney Best Escorts!

Spreadsheets is a mobile app which tracks a man or woman’s performance in bed, as it provides both statistical and historical feedback by tracking your movements and audio levels (which means that you have to leave the phone on the mattress beside you in order for it to monitor your activity!).

The Spreadsheets app also rewards you with status titles for doing stuff like having sex for more than 40 minutes, having a “Lazy Sunday” where you have sex at least five times on Sunday, and by having sex first thing in the morning! 

So Which Nationality Lasted the Longest in Bed?

Spreadsheets used data from 13,500 users across 133 countries to compile a list of the countries who have the most and longest sex. The app found out that Australian men last the longest, at 4.02 minutes, while the French dudes only last for 2.53 minutes!

In the other hand, Italian males go for around 2.50 minutes, while the British dudes last an average 2.56 minutes. I wonder how your favourite Sydney Best Escorts would react to the results of the Spreadsheets survey!

Best Escorts in Sydney – Innovative Ideas on How to Create the Perfect Sex Tape

While you, and your friends or neighbours, may have already seen a couple of sex tapes, (Whether it’s your workmate’s tape, or that of some foolish Hollywood celebrity) haven’t you ever thought of creating your own? According to a recent YouGov survey in the UK, 21% of British adults under 40 have had sex on camera, and 3 in 10 have taken nude photos too! Here are a couple of innovative ideas on how to create the perfect sex tape. 

Keep the Set Simple

Whether you plan to include your girlfriend in your sex tape, or a random hookup partner, or even your favourite Best Escorts in Sydney, always make sure you keep the set simple! While there’s nothing wrong with trying to do something more adventurous, remember that going on location is harder than you think!

So, instead of filming your very own smut in the shower, why don’t you just stick to the bedroom, and try to use natural light if you can. You could also make good use of candles and dimmer switches, just don’t try to throw your discarded undergarments near an open flame! 

Stay in Control 

While it’s very easy to get carried away when doing a sex tape, always keep in mind that you’re not on Jeremy or Peter North! So, don’t try doing the reverse cowgirl or the helicopter, as these and the others are the most cringe-y to watch, and the toughest to implement. Always remember that avoiding mortal embarrassment is what you are aiming for!

 Don’t Get Too Close for Comfort

If you don’t want your sex tape to turn into some gory or messy gynaecological examination, you may not want to let yourself, or your partner, get to grips with the zoom function too much! So, try to rethink about shoving the camera “below the Equator’ to film the act in all its glory!  

And in terms of angles, shooting upwards normally works best, unless you and your girlfriend, or lovely and sizzling Best Escorts in Sydney, are filming an oral sex scene!

Best Escorts in Sydney – 3 Tips on How to Have Sex at Work, Without Pissing Your Co-Workers (Or Getting Fired)

Have you ever kissed, cavorted, and shagged, a co-worker? If your answer is No, then perhaps you should try doing it – now! But before dragging that hot and sizzling chick from the Accounting Department into the storage room or stationery cupboard, and taking her pants off, here a couple of helpful reminders on how to shag a co-worker, without getting into trouble, or getting fired.

Beware of the Office Christmas Party

Office Christmas parties can be real fun, but they can be very tempting too. One minute you’re talking to the head of HR, and the next minute you’re in the middle of a drug or alcohol-fuelled orgy in the conference room! I guess it would be much safer, and more enjoyable, if you go on a date afterwards with the hot and sizzling Best Escorts in Sydney instead!

By all means, don’t use the office Christmas party as an opportunity to settle old scores, have revenge sex or confess to the boss that you’ve been shagging her personal assistant! And of course, shagging in the storage room or kitchen put you at bigger risk of getting caught too! 

Don’t Bang Your Boss

Regardless of whether your boss is a certified hot mama, or a hot chick straight out of college, it would certainly not be worth the hassle to shag her, unless you strongly feel that she may be the love of your life, and the future mother of your kids! It would be better to have sex with someone else’s boss instead.

Don’t Actually do it in Your Office 

While I certainly encouraged you earlier to have sex with your hot and sexy co-workers, please

 don’t do it in the office premises, because you’ll likely get caught! Even if you plan to do it after hours, you could get busted by the cleaners, and if your building has CCTV’s the security officers would definitely have a fun time turning your trysts into the next Internet sex tape!

So, if you just can’t handle the stress of shagging a co-worker, why don’t you go on a fun and hassle-free date with the lovely and alluring Best Escorts in Sydney instead!